Happiest Place on Earth Bootch

Are You Dreaming about Catching Flies or Perhaps of all of the Yummy Dry Food You Can Eat?

My Choreography for the Bakla Show

I've been trying to upload the artist work that I've done in the past five years. Check out my choreography page when you get a chance. It's on the links on the side.

I've finally uploaded the videos from the Bakla Show. The piece that I choreographed was a visual interpretation of the Filipino creation story Malakas at Maganda. I never recorded the piece in its entirety, but here is what I have. Enjoy!

Pin-Up Girl Look by Johnny Lavoy

A Bootch that understands my problems!

‎"If there is life after death is heaven this cold?"

I recently revisited my love for the Boondocks. "Return of the King" is one of my favorite episodes, which featured this song "Wishing."

Imagine Dr. Martin Luther King. Imagine if he were alive. Close your eyes play this song, but first turn off BET ;)

Let Them Eat Cake. LSD Cake

I need to start having dreams like this, or maybe I should just start taking shrooms. When I have fantasies about being a rock star, it kinda looks like this. More Indian people please!

If You've Ever Traveled by Yourself. You'll Get This Video.

Various

Things I've always wanted to do if I had time off.

1. Learn to sew again.
2. Travel.
3. Write more.
4. Teach workshops.

Oh Is That Right Bootch? You Got Chased by Two Teenage Hookers? Fascinating.... Really it is.

I had a dream last night that I was being chased with knife by two teenage hookers. That is right two teenage hookers. I'm in my car and one of them asks me if I "need company." She even shows me her boobies!

No this is a not a dream about my repressed Gayness.

In my dream I'm calling my "dream" boyfriend who has ditched me because he was mad at me for something, so I'm trying to call him while these hookers are bothering me.

Then teenage hooker #1 walks by my car again as her other hooker friend unlocks the passenger and she holds a knife to my face.

The hooker holding the knife needs to get something in her purse, cuz apparently this bitch needs her lipstick as she's trying to rob me. So I manage get out of my car and run. I'm running in the Mission. I stop from time to time to try to fight them off then I run again. Damn hookers run fast in dreams! How I manage to not get stabbed. I'm not sure, but I keep running my ass off . Then I wake up.

This is a bad combo of watching too much THS investigates on E!, the overthinking of the movie Inception, stress, and pornhub.

Sweats at A Gay Coffee Shop

I know somewhere by best friend Jeff is screaming NO NO NO!!!!!!!

It's facking cold today. It was rough last night, but cathartic. The old crew got together to do goodbye #1. We have another co worker who is still in France so we have to do another goodbye for him. So our department was split into two parts. There was one group called the old people who don't do shit, and then there were the young people who did too much.

Today the foundation managers spoke with the students about where they are going to go from here. Here... means being completely abandoned from all the adults they trusted.

I almost didn't go. At the moment that I took this picture I just remembered that this meeting was happening. I didn't want to face our former managers, but I wanted to say one last goodbye to our students.

The whole thing was really emotional. Our hardened staff couldn't hold back tears. I finally got to say my "goodbye" speech to our students. I gave big big hugs to everyone. Then I went back into my car and cried some more. I want to help the students in my own time as much as I can. As much as I want to tell my old job to suck a fat one. We all know the students need our help more than ever.

Here is the best shirt to describe what we all have been going through. Amy is my hero.

Best Thing You Could Say To a Person Who Just Got Laid Off

Do you want a drink? And do you want to get drunk? - Amy Raridan

<3 you

Would you like a Whores DU Vore?

I've worked only in non profit and in food service.... at Red Robin. I've never been asked to look Hot for anything.

Then my cousin calls asking me to cater, and she says has I have to look sexy =/ Cocktail dress showing cleavage she specifies. Geezuz.

Alright..... sounds fun. I go to the insta-babe routine. Everyone woman has one. Mine is part hooker and part Kardashian. Don't judge bootch.

There is this show called "Secret Diary of a Call Girl." If any of you whores know this show you know that the biggest rule to looking sexy is big hair and heavy eye make up. It's summoning Bridget Bardot, but I'm Asian so I have to make some compromises.

Big hair= rollers, teaser comb, and hella hairspray.

Sex eyes= heavy black makeup and fake eyelashes.

DSL lips= lots and lots of mac lip gloss in pink or neutral.

Video chick legs= Sally Hansen Spray tan

Skank dress= Forever 21

Before Whore-fication


Big Big Whore ready to serve Whores DU Vores aka hors d'oeuvres

That night was a lot of fun. Working in non profit my wardrobe consisted of mostly hoodies, jeans, and air maxes. I was totally wearing a costume. I was talking to the bouncer that night about my airjordans. His reply was, "YOU wear airjordans?"

So yeah.... total costume. Need a pick me up? Try the whorefying your face once a month ;)

I Am Sasha Bootch

So before I got laid off, but I knew that they were going to lay us off. I started to become obsessed with fashion blogs.

I'm like.... how are these prepubescent skinny pretty asses getting all this money to wear $2,000 bags and these bougie ass clothes? The self portraits KILL me! The pouty pseudo sexual I call it.

Well these pretty little bootches have allowed me to sort of take chances with my style.

So on Friday night I was like fuck it. I'm going to try that pompadour style I've always wanted to try. I styled a friend of mine with it and it looked sick!

I'm hiding behind my laptop at a coffee shop as I post this pic......

I disappointed that the pompadour wasn't as high as I wanted it, but it lasted throughout the night. I got Chinese province hair so it's heavy as shit. It never holds curls well, I hella don't regret it! Below is the video on how to do it.