Sars/Swine Flu Chic

Coughing sucks. Coughing at every minute of you bday weekend sucks. Being told I had to wear this in front of people, sucked a lot.

Happy Birthday to the Bootch!

Yes I had a birth a long long time ago. The day started with Roscoe's Chicken and waffles and then Disney California Adventure. Currently resting and about to take a Disco Nap before King King. So yeah I'm sad today. Not because of my age, but the same bullshit that's been occurring for the past, wow, 6 years now is still a stab in the chest. It is just as painful as the first time it happened. I look away blankly because I if I look internally it's just ugly. I just don't know how I can forgive this time around. The current dilemma weighs heavy on my mind and heart.

Honest Thoughts with Aivy

me: r u feeling rihannas new hair?
she look like a cacadoo

Aivy: right? all she needs is a beak

me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
LMAO
i love how i say some bitchy
and u take it just that one step further........
just to make that much funnier

Aivy: its funny, its bitchy, and its all true
i wish i had photoshop on this computer
i would totally draw a beak on too
just to see it for myself

me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
can u do it on paint

Aivy: fuck i tried to draw a beak
but it doesnt look like a beak
i'll email it to you



me: hahaha
she look more like a snow man

Aivy: right? with the carrot haha

Honest Thoughts With Aivy

me: ok aivy be honest
can i rock this?



Aivy: you will look like ronald mcdonald's
asshole exploded onto your shirt. don't do it

me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
puwhahahahahaha
hahahahahaha
ROFL
omg
im crying

Aivy: HAHAHHAHAHHAHA
it would be one thing if it were just brightly colored
but dude the food
its like adult swim on acid

Hilarious Fashion Headline of the Day

Dear Michael K of Dlisted.com. Please let me be your fag hag. We would make beautiful shit talking gay-bies together. I love your entry headlines, as they get me through my treacherous 8 hour day.

Hilarious Fashion Headline of the Day courtesy of Dlisted.com

Gross

Random Hilarity

I love me some SouthPark. The other night I was stuck on this episode called "Meeting Mr. Jefferson," which was actually about Michael Jackson. The whole episode was basically about Michael Jackson's absurd explanations for the things that he does with kids, including his own. The sleep overs, the masks over his kids faces, his pedophile-like tendencies, and the stupid psychological explanations for why he has them.

Below is a great clip of the episode that included a "sleepover"



Below is a picture released of Michael Jackson and his kids, who are rarely seen without their faces covered. Anyone that takes more than one brain cell to analyze why making preteens wear masks all the time is wrong, would know that it's just all kinds of wrong. Maybe Michael saw this damaging SouthPark episode and thought it was time to take the masks off, so that he would look "less crazy." Beautiful children, but they are definitely not his (^_^)



Damn it I spoke too soon.