I had a dream last night that I was being chased with knife by two teenage hookers. That is right two teenage hookers. I'm in my car and one of them asks me if I "need company." She even shows me her boobies! No this is a not a dream about my repressed Gayness.
In my dream I'm calling my "dream" boyfriend who has ditched me because he was mad at me for something, so I'm trying to call him while these hookers are bothering me.
Then teenage hooker #1 walks by my car again as her other hooker friend unlocks the passenger and she holds a knife to my face.
The hooker holding the knife needs to get something in her purse, cuz apparently this bitch needs her lipstick as she's trying to rob me. So I manage get out of my car and run. I'm running in the Mission. I stop from time to time to try to fight them off then I run again. Damn hookers run fast in dreams! How I manage to not get stabbed. I'm not sure, but I keep running my ass off . Then I wake up.
This is a bad combo of watching too much THS investigates on E!, the overthinking of the movie Inception, stress, and pornhub.
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